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WELCOME TO THE BRINE LINE Pickles, Merch and Rebellion in a Jar. Hand Packed in PA, veteran owned, woman run, and unapologetically anti-oligarchy. Snack and remember: no billionaire ever made you a sandwich.

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Eat the Rich Pickled® (for spanking or pickles) Personal Snack Board
Price$15.00
Award Winning!

Cage Match Carrots - Quart, Pint and Half Pint
Price$15.00
Bloody Beets -pint or half pint
Price$12.00
2025 AWARD WINNER

Corn Fed Relish Revolution
Price$10.00
Guillotine Green Tomatoes
Price$12.00
Eat the Rich: Pickled Sticker
Price$3.00
Bourgeoise brined mushrooms
Price$10.00

Eat the Rich Pickled LLC

Collegeville, PA 19426, USA

eatrichpickles@gmail.com

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Double booked tonight. Thanks all for coming out to the Upper Peek Farmers Market and the @cranberrystreetboutique !

Double booked tonight. Thanks all for coming out to the Upper Peek Farmers Market and the @cranberrystreetboutique !

🥒 We’re going out! Come find us at Taste on Main!

Thursday April 9th • 6-8pm
Cranberry Street Boutique
324 Main Street, Royersford PA

Come sample our small-batch vinegar pickles at @cranberrystreetboutique alongside incredible food from other local makers. Plus wine, prizes, and 10% off future boutique purchases!

Veteran & woman owned. Homemade in Collegeville. Dave’s grandma’s 1930s recipes.

RSVP by April 1st for a free gift — (email, fb message or call @cranberrystreetboutique)

Tag a friend who needs a pickle in their life 🥒👇

#eattherichpickled #tasteонmain #royersfordpa #shoplocal #smallbatch pickles montgomerycountypa localfood shopsmall

🥒 We’re going out! Come find us at Taste on Main!

Thursday April 9th • 6-8pm
Cranberry Street Boutique
324 Main Street, Royersford PA

Come sample our small-batch vinegar pickles at @cranberrystreetboutique alongside incredible food from other local makers. Plus wine, prizes, and 10% off future boutique purchases!

Veteran & woman owned. Homemade in Collegeville. Dave’s grandma’s 1930s recipes.

RSVP by April 1st for a free gift — (email, fb message or call @cranberrystreetboutique)

Tag a friend who needs a pickle in their life 🥒👇

#eattherichpickled #tasteонmain #royersfordpa #shoplocal #smallbatch pickles montgomerycountypa localfood shopsmall

3/14/26 come see us. We are here till 1.

3/14/26 come see us. We are here till 1.

Come see us at the @perkasiefarmersmarket today until noon! Indoors! At the Perkasie fire company!

Come see us at the @perkasiefarmersmarket today until noon! Indoors! At the Perkasie fire company!

When we started we didn’t know if there was demand for local old school homemade recipes. Emails like this raise our spirits and make us smile. Thank you to all our repeat customers!

When we started we didn’t know if there was demand for local old school homemade recipes. Emails like this raise our spirits and make us smile. Thank you to all our repeat customers!

Want to know where your food comes from? Everything from Eat The Rich Pickled is hand packed with care. Not in some far off land, carrots grown here, pickled here, all local to Collegeville and surrounding areas. Eat local. Eat the rich. Come see us Valentines Day at the @perkasiefarmersmarket or pickup a jar anytime at @cranberrystreetboutique or order for free delivery within 10 miles of collegeville on our website. #eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklepower #picklethepatriarchy #farmersmarketfinds #carrots🥕 #cagematchcarrots #pickledcarrots

Want to know where your food comes from? Everything from Eat The Rich Pickled is hand packed with care. Not in some far off land, carrots grown here, pickled here, all local to Collegeville and surrounding areas. Eat local. Eat the rich. Come see us Valentines Day at the @perkasiefarmersmarket or pickup a jar anytime at @cranberrystreetboutique or order for free delivery within 10 miles of collegeville on our website. #eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklepower #picklethepatriarchy #farmersmarketfinds #carrots🥕 #cagematchcarrots #pickledcarrots

Maw Pickled is a hell of a stickler on Rocky Horror References. Come see both Maw and Paw Pickled at the @perkasiefarmersmarket on February 14 9-12!
##eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklethepatriarchy #picklerevolution

Maw Pickled is a hell of a stickler on Rocky Horror References. Come see both Maw and Paw Pickled at the @perkasiefarmersmarket on February 14 9-12!
##eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklethepatriarchy #picklerevolution

Come see us Valentines Day at the Perkasie indoor Farmers Market at the Perkasie Fire House. Cage Match Carrots, Bloody Beets, Corn Fed Relish Revolution, Guillotine Green Tomatoes, Brined Bourgeoisie Mushrooms and Class Warfare Cukes!

Come see us Valentines Day at the Perkasie indoor Farmers Market at the Perkasie Fire House. Cage Match Carrots, Bloody Beets, Corn Fed Relish Revolution, Guillotine Green Tomatoes, Brined Bourgeoisie Mushrooms and Class Warfare Cukes!

Come out and see us! Free samples!

Come out and see us! Free samples!

Ya know. Eat the rich pickled magnets make amazing stocking stuffers. And our pickles make great gifts!!!
https://eattherichpickled.etsy.com/listing/4397686294

Ya know. Eat the rich pickled magnets make amazing stocking stuffers. And our pickles make great gifts!!!
https://eattherichpickled.etsy.com/listing/4397686294

EAT THE RICH PICKLED TASTING

Royersford, we’re invading your taste buds.
Come sample the briny chaos, fight oligarchy one jar at a time, and pretend pickles count as vegetables (they do, don’t @ me). We will have green tomatoes, carrots and beets for sure! We’ve been selling out right and left!

Cranberry Street Boutique
Dec 13
10am–2pm

Jars, vibes, and chilling out.

EAT THE RICH PICKLED TASTING

Royersford, we’re invading your taste buds.
Come sample the briny chaos, fight oligarchy one jar at a time, and pretend pickles count as vegetables (they do, don’t @ me). We will have green tomatoes, carrots and beets for sure! We’ve been selling out right and left!

Cranberry Street Boutique
Dec 13
10am–2pm

Jars, vibes, and chilling out.

@bishopestatevineyardandwinery #eattherich #eattherichpickled

@bishopestatevineyardandwinery #eattherich #eattherichpickled

🎅 FINAL CLEARANCE — 4 LEFT
“Ho Ho Ho(ld the Billionaires Accountable)” sweatshirts
$40
Sizes: S (2), M (1), 2XL (1)
Porch pickup in Collegeville or mail for $7 extra.
Free sticker with each! When they are gone they are gone this was a limited run of 10.

🎅 FINAL CLEARANCE — 4 LEFT
“Ho Ho Ho(ld the Billionaires Accountable)” sweatshirts
$40
Sizes: S (2), M (1), 2XL (1)
Porch pickup in Collegeville or mail for $7 extra.
Free sticker with each! When they are gone they are gone this was a limited run of 10.

Eat the Rich Pickled is posted up at Bishop Estate Vineyard & Winery today for Small Business Saturday!
🍷✨ 11–4 PM — come warm your cold little hands with some brine-fueled joy.

Yeah, it’s chilly.
But our spirits? High. Cold and high.

We’re tasting our pickled produce — green tomatoes, relish, beets carrots — the whole rebellious lineup.

Swing by, sip some wine, support small biz, and let us pickle your afternoon.

Eat the Rich Pickled is posted up at Bishop Estate Vineyard & Winery today for Small Business Saturday!
🍷✨ 11–4 PM — come warm your cold little hands with some brine-fueled joy.

Yeah, it’s chilly.
But our spirits? High. Cold and high.

We’re tasting our pickled produce — green tomatoes, relish, beets carrots — the whole rebellious lineup.

Swing by, sip some wine, support small biz, and let us pickle your afternoon.

LAST DAY OF MONSTER MANIA 🔥
Your favorite anti-oligarchy pickle cult is STILL standing.
Barely. But standing.

We’ve fed the masses.
We’ve converted new followers.
We’ve watched people walk past holding $300 worth of merch from billion-dollar franchises while whispering,
“OMG look, small business.”

Yes, babe. HI. It’s us.
The rebellion in a jar.
The shirts capitalism tried to silence.
The hoodies that deserve a union.

If you’re still haunting these halls, swing by.
Grab a pickle, grab a sticker, grab a shirt and declare your loyalty to the vinegar-soaked uprising.

Eat the Rich Pickled.
Because why season your food when you can season the wealthy?
#eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklepower

LAST DAY OF MONSTER MANIA 🔥
Your favorite anti-oligarchy pickle cult is STILL standing.
Barely. But standing.

We’ve fed the masses.
We’ve converted new followers.
We’ve watched people walk past holding $300 worth of merch from billion-dollar franchises while whispering,
“OMG look, small business.”

Yes, babe. HI. It’s us.
The rebellion in a jar.
The shirts capitalism tried to silence.
The hoodies that deserve a union.

If you’re still haunting these halls, swing by.
Grab a pickle, grab a sticker, grab a shirt and declare your loyalty to the vinegar-soaked uprising.

Eat the Rich Pickled.
Because why season your food when you can season the wealthy?
#eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklepower

Eat The Rich Hoodies
$55 • Local • Hand-stenciled • Zero billionaire vibes

These babies are the grungy, rebellious, made-in-Collegeville hoodies your closet didn’t know it needed. Each one is hand-painted, slightly imperfect in the most “stick it to the man” way, and guaranteed to make at least one rich dude clutch his pearls.

Black or Navy. Raw, distressed stencil lettering $55 (yes, still cheaper than Bezos’s spaceship fuel)

Perfect for markets, protests, grocery runs, or quietly plotting class warfare in your kitchen

Support small. Support salty. Support pickles and revolution.
#EatTheRichPickled #ClassWarfareCouture #StayBriny #ShopLocal #AntiOligarchyFashion

Eat The Rich Hoodies
$55 • Local • Hand-stenciled • Zero billionaire vibes

These babies are the grungy, rebellious, made-in-Collegeville hoodies your closet didn’t know it needed. Each one is hand-painted, slightly imperfect in the most “stick it to the man” way, and guaranteed to make at least one rich dude clutch his pearls.

Black or Navy. Raw, distressed stencil lettering $55 (yes, still cheaper than Bezos’s spaceship fuel)

Perfect for markets, protests, grocery runs, or quietly plotting class warfare in your kitchen

Support small. Support salty. Support pickles and revolution.
#EatTheRichPickled #ClassWarfareCouture #StayBriny #ShopLocal #AntiOligarchyFashion

Late season corn! Paw is so happy he’s CRYING!#eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklethepatriarchy #picklerevolution #farmersmarketfinds #flavorexplosion

Late season corn! Paw is so happy he’s CRYING!#eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklethepatriarchy #picklerevolution #farmersmarketfinds #flavorexplosion

Maw and Paw Pickled have been staying up late getting ready for Monster Mania at the Oaks convention center.

Maw and Paw Pickled have been staying up late getting ready for Monster Mania at the Oaks convention center.

Maw and Paw Pickled voted this morning - don’t forget to vote! #vote #voted

Maw and Paw Pickled voted this morning - don’t forget to vote! #vote #voted

🎅✨ Ho-Ho-Hold the Billionaires Accountable ✨🎅

This year’s softest act of rebellion is here — our holiday sweatshirt.
Unisex fit. Cozy as hell. Designed and printed locally by Eat the Rich Pickled.
Limited run. $40.

🧺 Free local pickup (Collegeville, PA)
📦 $6 shipping anywhere in the U.S.

Join the Brine Line for 10% off → just sign up on our site with your email. Because billionaires shouldn’t be the only ones feeling warm this winter. https://www.eattherichpickled.com/product-page/ho-ho-hold-the-billionaires-accountable-sweatshirt

#EatTheRichPickled #SupportSmallBusiness #HolidayDrop #AntiBillionaire #ShopLocalPA #CottageFoodRebellion #localloudlegit

🎅✨ Ho-Ho-Hold the Billionaires Accountable ✨🎅

This year’s softest act of rebellion is here — our holiday sweatshirt.
Unisex fit. Cozy as hell. Designed and printed locally by Eat the Rich Pickled.
Limited run. $40.

🧺 Free local pickup (Collegeville, PA)
📦 $6 shipping anywhere in the U.S.

Join the Brine Line for 10% off → just sign up on our site with your email. Because billionaires shouldn’t be the only ones feeling warm this winter. https://www.eattherichpickled.com/product-page/ho-ho-hold-the-billionaires-accountable-sweatshirt

#EatTheRichPickled #SupportSmallBusiness #HolidayDrop #AntiBillionaire #ShopLocalPA #CottageFoodRebellion #localloudlegit

The house smells so good right now. I didn’t add music so you could hear the boiling. :) #cornfedrelishrevolution

The house smells so good right now. I didn’t add music so you could hear the boiling. :) #cornfedrelishrevolution

I know this music makes no sense but @phillycamper loves it so much cause she gets to dance at it at @coachthemachine ‘s Zumba class. Good job Paw, the house smells amazing! #eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklepower #veteranowned #picklethepatriarchy #sweetelitewithheatpeppers

I know this music makes no sense but @phillycamper loves it so much cause she gets to dance at it at @coachthemachine ‘s Zumba class. Good job Paw, the house smells amazing! #eattherichpickled #eattherich #supportlocal #richpickles #veteranowned #picklepower #veteranowned #picklethepatriarchy #sweetelitewithheatpeppers

🎅 COMING SOON: The Ho-Ho-Hold Them Accountable Holiday Drop 🎅

It’s almost that time — ugly sweaters, hot brine, and late-stage capitalism on ice.
We’re about to drop our limited-edition holiday gear, and once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.

🧵 Expect loud graphics, soft fabric, and strong opinions.
🎁 Perfect for the protest line or your office party.
💌 Subscribers get first dibs (sign-up link coming soon!).

Keep your eyes on this page — the revolution’s about to get festive.

#EatTheRichPickled #HolidayDrop #UglySweaterSeason #SmallBatchRebellion #VeteranOwned #ShopLocalPA

🎅 COMING SOON: The Ho-Ho-Hold Them Accountable Holiday Drop 🎅

It’s almost that time — ugly sweaters, hot brine, and late-stage capitalism on ice.
We’re about to drop our limited-edition holiday gear, and once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.

🧵 Expect loud graphics, soft fabric, and strong opinions.
🎁 Perfect for the protest line or your office party.
💌 Subscribers get first dibs (sign-up link coming soon!).

Keep your eyes on this page — the revolution’s about to get festive.

#EatTheRichPickled #HolidayDrop #UglySweaterSeason #SmallBatchRebellion #VeteranOwned #ShopLocalPA

Eat the rich pickled now has MAGNETS! $5 each and your friends will all be jealous of your fridge. Or ya know, anything metal you put it on. #eattherichpickled #picklethepatriarchy #pickledjason #dogsandpickles

Eat the rich pickled now has MAGNETS! $5 each and your friends will all be jealous of your fridge. Or ya know, anything metal you put it on. #eattherichpickled #picklethepatriarchy #pickledjason #dogsandpickles

Paw pickled is spending the weekend making Sweet Elite with HEAT peppers! #eattherichpickled #eattherich #richpickles #supportlocal #picklepower #picklerevolution #veteranowned

Paw pickled is spending the weekend making Sweet Elite with HEAT peppers! #eattherichpickled #eattherich #richpickles #supportlocal #picklepower #picklerevolution #veteranowned

Maw and paw pickled love Halloween. You can tell cause they go all out! #eattherichpickled

Maw and paw pickled love Halloween. You can tell cause they go all out! #eattherichpickled

🥒 It’s a Full-Scale Vinegar Revolt 🥒

Eat the Rich Pickled is taking preorders for holiday baskets!

We’re a mom-and-pop, veteran-owned pickle shop out of Collegeville, PA — not a corporation, not outsourced.
Just us in the kitchen making small-batch jars of rebellion and vinegar-soaked joy.

🔥 Shown here: the $150 Full-Scale Vinegar Revolt Basket — a $185 retail value.
Packed with our best pickles, snacks, and a healthy disrespect for the ruling class.

🧺 Includes:
Green tomatoes, corn relish, mushrooms, green beans, crackers, cashews, spreads, salami, cookies, bandana, wine holder, t-shirt, tote, and a wood charcuterie board.

Also available:
🥒 The Small Brine Uprising – $50
🥒 The Mid-Tier Mutiny – $75

We deliver within 15 miles of Collegeville and ship anywhere in Pennsylvania.

Local. Loud. Legit.
Message us to preorder before they’re gone.

⸻

#EatTheRichPickled #FullScaleVinegarRevolt #ShopLocalPA #PickleThePatriarchy #VeteranOwned #WomanOwned #SmallBatch #HandmadeGifts #HolidayBasket #SupportLocal #FoodieGift #LocalLoudLegit #MomAndPop #CollegevillePA #HolidayGifts

🥒 It’s a Full-Scale Vinegar Revolt 🥒

Eat the Rich Pickled is taking preorders for holiday baskets!

We’re a mom-and-pop, veteran-owned pickle shop out of Collegeville, PA — not a corporation, not outsourced.
Just us in the kitchen making small-batch jars of rebellion and vinegar-soaked joy.

🔥 Shown here: the $150 Full-Scale Vinegar Revolt Basket — a $185 retail value.
Packed with our best pickles, snacks, and a healthy disrespect for the ruling class.

🧺 Includes:
Green tomatoes, corn relish, mushrooms, green beans, crackers, cashews, spreads, salami, cookies, bandana, wine holder, t-shirt, tote, and a wood charcuterie board.

Also available:
🥒 The Small Brine Uprising – $50
🥒 The Mid-Tier Mutiny – $75

We deliver within 15 miles of Collegeville and ship anywhere in Pennsylvania.

Local. Loud. Legit.
Message us to preorder before they’re gone.

⸻

#EatTheRichPickled #FullScaleVinegarRevolt #ShopLocalPA #PickleThePatriarchy #VeteranOwned #WomanOwned #SmallBatch #HandmadeGifts #HolidayBasket #SupportLocal #FoodieGift #LocalLoudLegit #MomAndPop #CollegevillePA #HolidayGifts

🎃💀 BEET MASSACRE IS COMING 💀🎃
The beets never saw it coming. One minute they were rootin’ around, the next, boom! Brined and beautiful.
Blood-red jars of rebellion are almost here, and they’re as ruthless as they are delicious. 🩸
Stay tuned…the beet uprising starts soon.

#EatTheRichPickled #BeetMassacre #BeetTheSystem #PickleRevolution #RelishTheResistance #DownWithTheBland #NoKingsJustClaus #VinegarVigilante #PickleThePatriarchy #FarmToFury #LocallyBrined #CottageCoreChaos #BrineAndPunishment #Jararchy #RebelSnacks #SmallBatchBigEnergy #PowerToThePickle #BeetIt #BeetRebellion #PickledJustice #CollegevilleMade #SupportSmallBusiness #EatLocal #PickleFiends #BeetFreaks #FeralFerments #SnackWithAnAgenda #RevolutionInAJar #EatTheRich #PickleSeason

🎃💀 BEET MASSACRE IS COMING 💀🎃
The beets never saw it coming. One minute they were rootin’ around, the next, boom! Brined and beautiful.
Blood-red jars of rebellion are almost here, and they’re as ruthless as they are delicious. 🩸
Stay tuned…the beet uprising starts soon.

#EatTheRichPickled #BeetMassacre #BeetTheSystem #PickleRevolution #RelishTheResistance #DownWithTheBland #NoKingsJustClaus #VinegarVigilante #PickleThePatriarchy #FarmToFury #LocallyBrined #CottageCoreChaos #BrineAndPunishment #Jararchy #RebelSnacks #SmallBatchBigEnergy #PowerToThePickle #BeetIt #BeetRebellion #PickledJustice #CollegevilleMade #SupportSmallBusiness #EatLocal #PickleFiends #BeetFreaks #FeralFerments #SnackWithAnAgenda #RevolutionInAJar #EatTheRich #PickleSeason

Maw pickled says that eat the rich pickled isn’t just a pickle company. It’s a movement (she spent too much time on the group W bench I assume). #EatTheRichPickled
#RichPickles
#RelishTheRevolution
#BrineTheBourgeoisie
#PickleThePatriarchy
#RebelWithABrine
#NoKingsOnlyPickles
#CrunchTheCapitalists
#InPicklesWeTrust
#RevolutionInAJar
#GuillotineGourmet
#PickledNotPolite
#LocallyBrined
#HomemadeInCollegeville
#VeteranOwnedPickles
#FarmersMarketFury
#SupportSmallBrines
#StickerTheSystem
#PowerToThePickle
#EatTheRichAndTheRelish
#CageMatchCarrots
#BrinedBourgeoisie
#StalkTheRich
#GuillotineGreenTomatoes
#CornFedRelishRevolution
#ChairmanMeowApproves
#UnapologeticallyPickled
#DillWithIt
#MonsterManiaPickles
#PicklePunk

Maw pickled says that eat the rich pickled isn’t just a pickle company. It’s a movement (she spent too much time on the group W bench I assume). #EatTheRichPickled
#RichPickles
#RelishTheRevolution
#BrineTheBourgeoisie
#PickleThePatriarchy
#RebelWithABrine
#NoKingsOnlyPickles
#CrunchTheCapitalists
#InPicklesWeTrust
#RevolutionInAJar
#GuillotineGourmet
#PickledNotPolite
#LocallyBrined
#HomemadeInCollegeville
#VeteranOwnedPickles
#FarmersMarketFury
#SupportSmallBrines
#StickerTheSystem
#PowerToThePickle
#EatTheRichAndTheRelish
#CageMatchCarrots
#BrinedBourgeoisie
#StalkTheRich
#GuillotineGreenTomatoes
#CornFedRelishRevolution
#ChairmanMeowApproves
#UnapologeticallyPickled
#DillWithIt
#MonsterManiaPickles
#PicklePunk

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Not just cucumbers. Not just cute labels.

We make bold, small-batch pickled produce with simple ingredients, old-school recipes, and zero mystery additives.

Veteran-owned Woman-run Locally sourced Award-winning

Award-Winning From the Start

Kimberton Community Fair 2025 — Judges' Choice:

🥇 1st Place — Pickled Beets

🥈 2nd Place — Pickled Carrots

🥉 3rd Place — Pickled Cucumbers

🥉 3rd Place — Relish

Four medals in our first year. We outgrew the competition.

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