First Run · Limited Quantity
This is a personal-size bamboo snack board, hand-branded using an electric wood brander. Each mark is burned in with heat and intention, so no two boards are exactly alike.
One handle is branded “for pickles.”
The other is branded “for spanking.”
The face of the board is boldly branded EAT THE RICH, under the Eat the Rich Pickled® name.
Designed for pickle snacks, small bites, countertop display, or gifting to someone who appreciates good food and a healthy distrust of billionaires.
Details
•Hand-branded with an electric wood brander
•Sustainable bamboo
•Small-batch, hand-finished
•Hanging handle for storage or display
Care: Hand wash only. Oil occasionally. Do not dishwasher.
Size: Personal snack board
Price: $15 (first-run pricing)
Availability: Limited. Future batches may increase in size and price.