Stalk the Rich Green Beans
Ingredients (in this exact order):
•Green Beans
•Vinegar
•Salt
•Dill Weed
•Cayenne
•Garlic
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Welcome to the resistance, one jar at a time. Stalk the Rich Green Beans are hand-packed by a science teacher gone rogue, using nothing but Grandma’s salty wisdom, locally-grown veggies, and a heavy dose of anti-oligarchy seasoning.
These beans are crisp, tangy, and not here to play nice—just like your favorite protest sign. They’re made in small batches with real ingredients and zero corporate BS.
Food safety PSA (because lawsuits are boring): Press the lid. If it pops or moves, the seal failed. Toss it. We want you revolting, not retching.