This pickle’s got pockets, but no patience for the 1%.
Rocking shades, flipping off the ultra-rich, and posted up in front of a mega yacht, this feisty fermented icon says what we’re all thinking: No gods, no masters, no Bezos. Just vibes, vinegar, and wealth redistribution.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your anti-capitalist go bag.
•Around 3” wide
•Waterproof + weatherproof
•Great gift for trust fund exes or yacht-owning landlords
Because if your fave billionaire’s not paying their workers, they’re just hoarding pickles.