Capitalism? Never heard of her.
This sticker is for the mushroom-loving misfits who’d rather dig through the dirt than climb the corporate ladder. Featuring a juicy green dollar sign being overrun by a righteous rebellion of foraged fungi, it’s a not-so-subtle middle finger to hustle culture.
Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, field journal, or forehead next time someone tells you to “monetize your passion.”
•Approx. 3” wide
•Weatherproof, waterproof, and boss-repellant
•Designed for herbalists, anarchists, and mushroom people everywhere
Money doesn’t grow on trees. But mushrooms? Hell yes they do.