The “Eat The Rich” Apron – Because Billionaires Should Be on the Menu
Tired of late-stage capitalism and a hostile government takeover ruining your appetite? Need something to protect your clothes while you ferment the revolution (or just some really good pickles)? Meet the “Eat The Rich” Apron, the must-have kitchen essential for those who know wealth hoarding is the real rotten ingredient.
Features:
•A Smug-Looking Cat – This embroidered feline sits next to the words EAT THE RICH, silently judging the one percent while plotting economic redistribution (or maybe just knocking your drink off the counter).
•Premium Anti-Oligarchy Fabric – A crisp apron, because the only stains you should worry about are from corn fed relish revolution not corruption.
•Durable and Adjustable – Fits revolutionaries of all sizes, from overworked chefs to off-the-grid homesteaders.
•Conversation Starter – Whether you’re flipping pancakes or flipping the system, this apron guarantees side-eyes from your landlord and approving nods from your barista.
Perfect for cooking, grilling, fermenting, or casually suggesting that maybe Jeff Bezos should pay taxes and Elon should get bent. Buy yours today and take a stand—one meal at a time.